Month: November 2018

Orthodox Jewish lady keeps herself mentally fit with simple origami folding

Maria Ahlberg (name changed) believes physical exercise is a waste of time. Her belief is that all the nerves in the arms, legs, abdomens are connected to the brain (which is true) and if you keep yourself mentally healthy, your physical body will be absolutely healthy.

Maria for sure knows a lot of deal about hundreds of different subjects but I do not agree with this crazy belief of her that if you maintain an excellent mental health you don’t need to do any physical exercise.

Anyways, one of the exercises that Maria does to keep herself mentally fit is simple origami folding.

Maria is an orthodox Jew but she doubts her religious beliefs many times. Maria has this peculiar quality of staying happy during the toughest of times and she attributes this quality of hers to belief in god. Sometimes, I personally think that she believes in god only for that.

Maria’s one and only brother – Azriel. Azriel visualizes the face of his mother whom he loves the most whenever he feels like giving up. He is an atheist, therefore visualizing or praying to god is useless for him.

Azriel studied law in college and he is yet to get a case to fight. He has been making living selling stuff on eBay. He sells toys, clothing, imported watches from China, electronics and home appliances.

Azriel recently donated his pet horse because he couldn’t feed it anymore.

Azriel doesn’t believe that there is any such thing as god’s chosen people. In Hebrew language, each and every word has several meanings and Azriel thinks that it was something else that Abraham was trying to convey to the ‘children of Israel’.

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High achievers don’t use electric water heater anymore

Deborah Esposito (name changed) sleeps at least 12 hours a day. She barely saves any penny. According to Deborah, “Winning attitude can sometimes lead to disasters”. She says that a human being’s personality is sculptured by the age of 7 and she was nothing but a sloth loser before that and it is impossible for her to be anything else.

Depressive Eastern religions attract Deborah a lot, once Deborah traveled all the way to Himalayas, India to meet yoga, bhakti and meditation gurus, but she discovered that they were all rapists. She immediately came back as she realized that and got back to her lazy sloth life. If ever Deborah tries to push herself harder, she hits the verge of insanity so she says it is better for her to not try it at all.

Deborah’s husband – Vince is quite the opposite. Vince says that money is just a part of the success, the real success to him is the feeling of contentment and fulfillment that comes to him from achieving his goals. He says that money is just an icing on the cake.

Vince always starts with making unrealistic goals. His favorite quote is “Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you will land among the stars.”

Vince says that fantasy thinking is what leads to inventions most of the times. He daydreams a lot and has tried several times to invent things but never succeeded. Like most high achievers nowadays, Vince only prefers his bathing water to be heated with natural gas tankless water heater.

Vince attributes his success and high achievement to his father’s superb efforts to make his studious. His father used to try his best to make Vince study hard and Vince never disappointed him.

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Novi Sad business woman achieving all her short term goals like Genghis Khan

Gurana Medved (name changed) owns a bungalow with 5 enormous rooms in Vršačka neighborhood in Novi Sad city. Gurana inherited 2 department stores from her father when he died. The stores were doing well until large department store chains took over. After struggling for a while, Gurana finally sold out the department stores to the larger chain stores that were giving her a hard time.

As they say that you become what you think about most of the time, Gurana developed a very low self-esteem since she got hit by that experience. Gurana then started listening to the motivational speakers and reading books written by the same motivational speakers. Her outlook about the life changed completely since then. The story of Les Brown inspired her the most, how an ineducable mentally retarded man achieved almost all of his dreams. He is a father of several happy and healthy kids now with a net worth of tens of million of dollars. He even run as a mayor once and won the elections.

Gurana then started working on creating an online and offline furniture business that she aims to make the largest furniture business in all of Balkan peninsula. It has already achieved big successes. Gurana has been successfully achieving all the short-term goals that she set for her furniture business. She imports furniture from some of the best furniture wholesalers in Shunde district China and sells it in Serbia online and offline. She was surprised to know that very few businesspersons will taking advantage of this opportunity. They were all selling Serbia made furniture that costs thrice as much for the same quality. She was amazed at how lazy people are.

Gurana has already bought that mansion which I mentioned in the start of this post last month. She is now keeping all her savings in her QIWI wallet and bitcoins. She also too often converts her QIWI money to bitcoins (обмен киви на биткоин) whenever she feels like that the prices of the bitcoins are about to rise.

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Fitness freak rejects the theory of testosterone olfaction, claims treadmill is the best source for a better manhood

Candy Vercetti (name changed) is definitely on another level when it comes to fitness and healthy. She even owns a discord server where they discuss health and fitness all the time. I recently read one of the treadmill reviews on Amazon and found out it was none other than my neighbor Candy.

Candy firmly believes that most articles about maintaining health on the internet are by amateur writers who know nothing about health, they just know how to create a good-looking designer blog and act like they know everything. “Most of what you read on the internet regarding health, supplements and fitness are nothing but misconceptions”, said Candy in her server.

One guy on her server was doing a cycle of a supplement that recently became very popular, its name is Denik Mupostarine, only to experience the side effects and no benefits. He then in rage, started writing negative reviews about the product everywhere that he could.

Candy herself never tried any other supplement(s) than a Vitamin Shoppe multivitamin back in 2014. Candy claims that it never did any benefit to her and she was paying for just a placebo.

Candy rejects the theory of testosterone olfaction, claiming it is just a placebo like many other.

Candy is a great believer in Traditional Chinese medicine. When asked her age, Candy doesn’t like to tell that she is 27 but rather she says tells the number of days that she has lived. For example, once on her server I asked her how old are you Candy? She told me 9777 days. She says that it really helps her with her life goals.

Candy never meditated and never wants to. She rejects it totally by claiming that it is a total waste of time.

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Indian woman married to a Japanese-American can’t imagine living without him

Rupali Mehta (name changed) is an Indian woman living in the United States for the past 8 years. Rupali hates miserable and poor Indians, she claims that they are themselves responsible for what is happening to them.

Rupali and her husband Hiroji who is of Japanese origin have enjoyed little honeymoons with each other all over the world including New York, Tokyo, Goa, Mumbai, Paris, Venice, Tel Aviv, Dubai, you name it.

The attraction between Rupali and Hiroji wasn’t initially sexual and it wasn’t so until the first 6 months of their marriage but suddenly Rupali hit the prime of her sexuality and she made Hiroji realize somehow that he needs to do something about his size or they will either have to separate or Rupali will have to find another solution (calling male escorts when he is away, have boyfriends and make Hiroji a cuckold).

Hiroji looked for the solution all over the internet, tried several different techniques mentioned on a popular forum that goes by the name PEGym, applied several different lotions and stuff like that but nothing worked. He then by accident one day stumbled upon a penile implant video and said to himself that this is it.

Earlier it used to be Hiroji who had to convince Rupali in the night but since Hiroji got the penile implant done, it is Rupali who convinces him each night because she is now too much addicted to Hiroji’s newfound manhood that she can’t put herself to sleep unless she enjoys a ride to heaven. Hiroji never lets her fantasies vanish, he does his best to fulfill them and he gets successful each time in doing so.

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Inherited several millions and invested it all in cryptocurrencies

Lisa Liberachi (name changed) believes in living in harmony with the nature. She is a very smart and flexible businesswoman who always makes exceptions for the long-term clients. She owns a real estate business which has a distinctive feature of the employees visiting you at your home and showing you all the pictures, videos and other information that you may be interested in for the properties. They do it in an extremely smart and effective way that I can’t even describe properly.

Lisa Liberachi utilizes the latest technologies and cutting edge marketing to ensure her real estate business ads are seen by a high quality, affluent audience.

Lisa Liberachi is a beautiful, passionate being with the eyes of sky color and natural big breasts.

Lisa aims to provide her children with excellent education whether it be the formal one or one about the life.

Lisa owns a liquor brand as well. Their liquor is most popular in the hotels. Hotels that have mostly upscale and affluent business travelers coming in for a stay. Lisa herself stays at first-class hotels which fall at least in the four star range. The last 15-20 generations of Lisa’s maternal and paternal family spent their lives in poverty and she knows how bad it is being born in poverty.

Lisa has a peculiar philosophical capacity and an ability to think freely and clearly the way most others cannot.

Lisa and her husband enjoy dinner dates, evenings at the theater and a nice personal time together. Lisa’s husband has invested most of what he inherited in cryptocurrencies and he also has a cryptocurrency blog which he updates every Saturday.

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Maltese woman kicking the butts of fake news spreaders on social media

Every human child needs a parent to survive till a certain age. If not a parent then at least a guardian, but some crazy idiots are nowadays busy spreading rumors all over the social media that several great and legendary historic personalities survived without any parent or guardian while they were toddlers.

Netanya Mason (name changed) is a Jewish lady who was born and raised up in the beautiful tiny island country called Malta. Netanya Mason has been kicking the asses of these misguiding fake news spreaders on social media. Netanya Mason’s full-time business is marketing online itself and it is not a tough task for her to beat these guys alone. She knows how to do it very well. She is a one-woman army.

Netanya has been single for a while and she is trying her best to get a new partner. She doesn’t want to get fat but wants lumps in all the right places to look and feel more feminine. For me personally, if I were single, I would have accepted Netanya no matter what she looked like. Netanya and I could make so much happen. We would make each day together nothing less than a heaven. Women like Netanya are very rare. She is strong, intelligent, wise.

Netanya is extremely tech-savvy too. She has all the latest gadgets you never heard of.

Like almost everyone on the planet, Netanya too has so many sad stories about herself to tell. Once she was accused by her own parents of stealing thousands of dollars from her own family. She never committed that crime but that event left a profound imprint on Netanya’s psyche that even her parents could think of her that way.

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British self-made millionaire preferred Istanbul over London when it came to the hair transplant

Peter Anderson (name changed) is an English gentleman who has a habit of saying “Fix it and call me when you are done”. Unfortunately, he couldn’t say the same to Dr Tayfun Oguzoglu when he was doing a FUT hair transplant on Mr Peter Anderson. The hair transplant went more successful than Peter expected. “It is nothing less than a miracle. Thank you Dr Norman Orentriech, Thank you Dr Tayfun Oguzoglu”, said Peter Anderson after having a look of himself in the mirror.

Peter Anderson was born, raised up and still lives in London, England. He wanted to get a hair transplant done in the city of London itself before getting to know the average cost of hair transplant UK. Peter is a millionaire and the cost didn’t bother him much, but mind you, Peter is a self-made millionaire and these guys want the value of each of their penny. Peter researched the best place to get a hair transplant by the best possible doctors at the most reasonable cost possible and it turned out that Turkey is unparalleled in the hair transplant business. Thousands of people travel each year to Istanbul, Turkey for a hair transplant. Peter could enjoy a vacation along with a hair transplant in the same amount of money so why bother about getting a hair transplant done in England anymore? Peter traveled to Turkey and fell in love with the country.

When Peter is not working, he is looking for the ways to improve himself. Peter is continuously developing his businesses and he is continuously developing himself as well. Peter hates communism and he is a hardcore atheist. He also believes that most religious clergies are corrupt and he is creating a blog completely dedicated to exposing the religious clergies of all religions. I am curiously waiting for his blog to be published soon.

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Google lover from Marmaris, Turkey booked an appointment for hair transplant with Dr T

Gamliel Epstein (name changed) is a Turkish gentleman from the popular coastal city called Marmaris. It is a stunning city like no other in Turkey. Turkey is home to some of the most beautiful cities, towns and villages in the world but nothing comes close to Marmaris in my arrogant opinion.

Gamliel is 35 and never married. Gamliel very firmly believes that recreational sex is the greatest sin and our suffering is a result of the sin of Adam and Eve which was the same. Yes, he claims that they had recreational sex despite the strong warning of the Yahweh.

One of Gamliel’s best friends who is of the same age has lost most of the hair on his head and Gamliel claims that it is the result of excessive recreational sex. Gamliel first lectured him and then showed him tons of hair transplant before and after male pictures.

This friend of Gamliel whom we will call Yacov here, has already booked an appointment with Dr Tayfun Oguzoglu aka Dr T for the hair transplant.

Yacov claims that education is an outdated institution and all you need is Google. I just hope that Dr Tayfun Oguzoglu didn’t complete his education through Google, lol. I wonder would this guy go for a hair transplant to someone who got educated through Google and no medical school or institution.

Yacov has a petite wife who feels very envious of the women with hourglass bodies. She feels even more envious of the women whose husbands have a head full of glowing and thick hair which is very rare.

Yacov owns 2 penthouses and before getting married he only used to date air-hostesses and that’s when he found his current wife.

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In the pursuit of happiness, Brazilian-Indian woman really got lucky

Bulbul Mathur (name changed) is an Indian woman currently married to a Brazilian man whom she met in Goa. They both fell in love with each other at the first sight. We will call Bulbul’s current husband Roberto here. Roberto kept visiting Goa to meet Bulbul. Finally, Roberto decided to take Bulbul along with him to Brazil and marry her there. Bulbul was more than happy with this decision of Roberto.

Bulbul and Roberto have a great relationship going. Roberto loves to tease Bulbul by checking out other girls. Roberto and Bulbul have a kid on the way and Bulbul since then has been constantly chasing the state of what they call Turiya in Hinduism. Turiya is the state when you become so engrossed and blissful in the activity that you are doing that you forget about everything else.

Somebody told Bulbul that if she stays happy all the time, her upcoming baby too will be happy all the time. So, in the pursuit of more happiness, she bought a couple of tickets of different lottery organizations and she really got lucky with lucky day. On the day of lucky day lottery’s result (resultado dia de sorte) when Bulbul discovered that she has won over 8 million Brazilian Reals, she literally had tears of joy in her eyes.

Bulbul and Roberto both hate the show-offs and it is obvious that they are not going to spend the winning amount in any of the show-off stuff. Most likely, they will invest the money in their upcoming baby’s better future. For now, they have put all the money in the bank and haven’t decided yet where to spend or invest a penny out of it.

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