Month: February 2019

Arkhip Cermak feels like he is made up of iron since the day he started using CrazyBulk

Arkhip Cermak (name changed) feels all the time that he is made up of iron since he started caring about his fitness so much. Arkhip is a bank owner who started treating his friends, family and almost everyone that he regularly dealt with disdain because he felt bloated and muscularly weak all the time.

Arkhip says that he used to believe that the healthy looking people were genetically so but now he knows that they all care about what they eat so much and their nutrition is their no.1 priority.

Arkhip recently went to Amsterdam and he came to a conclusion there that the sex toys and pornography are no substitutes to the prostitution business. He says that the pimps and prostitutes are still thriving as always.

Arkhip has a very weird accent because he studied in international schools and colleges all his life.

Arkhip’s wife – Anfisa is a strict Muslim who felt guilty after taking money on interest for a new business. Anfisa and Arkhip have a baby on the way and they really hope that the baby born to them will have far bigger muscles than an average baby because they are both using CrazyBulk for a better body for a while.

Since Anfisa got pregnant, Arkhip wanks off to his impure thoughts to gratify himself so that the baby born doesn’t get affected at all.

Anfisa and Arkhip have already bought a bed made of silver for their upcoming baby.

Anfisa got into the textile business after learning that some textile merchants have even higher standards of living than some tycoons. Anfisa was originally interested in starting a local newspaper as she passionate about the same but most newspaper companies are already suffering losses everywhere and that’s what prevented her from doing the same.

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Doggy Dan turned this camera-shy dog owner into a camera freak

Justin Svoboda (name changed) says that he has got a full-time friendly and nice vet in Doggy Dan book. Justin is a very picture-shy gentleman but he didn’t hesitate to take his pictures with his Tibetan Mastiff and post a Doggy Dan Review after getting fascinated by the way it had the positive effect in the way he raised up one of the best things to happen in his life – his Tibetan Mastiff whom he named Mughal.

Justin has traveled around the world and currently he is busy writing a book about all the stuff that he observed throughout his life yet, Justin says that it wouldn’t have been possible for him to write a book of his own if Doggy Dan didn’t help him so much of time. In his book Justin is writing about how most Danish people don’t give a hoot about the politics. Justin is also writing about how a great percentage of the farmers around the world are still not affected by the disease called social media that much.

Justin believes that the USA would have been much better if the French won most of the wars instead of the British. Although himself of Czech origin, Justin finds French people much more wise, friendly, visionary, classy and intelligent than the British.

Justin is also writing in his book about the ritual of child marriages that he noticed are still prevalent in a couple of Japanese villages and about a man that he met in this very village who could tell the complexion of a person just by the smell of his sweat.

Since reading Doggy Dan, Justin has started overemphasizing on the benefits of feeding your pet dogs with raw vegetables and fruits. He also imports black rice aka purple rice from Myanmar for his Mughal.

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